Ben Cousins Jokes

A selection of Ben Cousins jokes from the Footy Show

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Q. Why do the Eagles name 22 players but only 21 take the field?
A. Ben Cousins just can't go past the white line.

Q. Have you heard about the Hungry Jack's Ben Cousins Burger Meal?
A. It comes with free coke.

Q. Why was Ben Cousins at the West Coast Eagles?
A. Beacuse they have the most e's of any team in the AFL

Q: What's the best thing about being a coke addict?
A: Only one sleep 'til christmas.

The final straw for the Eagles board was when they took Ben Cousins aside and drew the line.  They suspended him when he dropped down and tried to snort it!

"Cocaine is God's way of telling you you're earning too much money" - Robin Williams

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