Brendan Fevola

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Brendan Fevola is a Brisbane (formerly Carlton) AFL Player noted for several outstanding characteristics, including spectacular and explosive skill as a full-forward and having an equally spectacular and explosive bladder. Fevola supplements the rigorous training regime of a professional AFL club with his wacky after-hours antics.

Some football clubs aim to reserve the jumper numbers worn by Club greats for players who will maintain some of the aura of that jumper number, or at least do nothing to detract from it. Carlton seem to have taken the opposite approach with the number 25 jumper famously worn by Alex Jesaulenko (who had a decent sized bladder and cajones to match) by giving it to Fevola. Jesaulenko was renowned for getting the number 25 airborne in breathtaking style whereas Fevola keeps bringing it back to earth with a thud. Or trickle. Many AFL players get annoyed with people taking the piss out of them, but Fevola's philosophy seems to be that there is plenty to go around.

Brendan Fevola's achievements include winning the Coleman Medal in 2006 and he was co-winner with Richmond captain Kane Johnson of the 2008 Phil Carman Medal for memorable AFL Player behaviour.

Some confidential Carlton sources have said that a senior member of the Carlton coaching staff took Brendan Fevola aside during the Sherrin footy drought of late 2002 when his future with the club was in doubt and suggested something along the lines of : "You don't always have a football readily to hand to practice your accuracy so see what else you can immediately put your hands on to help you with your accuracy." Fevola, it seems, took the matter into his own hands and combined it with his bladder problem thereby commendably turning two negatives into a positive.

Fevola, allegedly not the full quid, may be intimidated by his estimated mere 50% compliance with Carlton's motto of "Mens Sana In Corpore Sano" (a healthy mind in a healthy body), which may have had a compounding psychological affect on his bladder condition.

When confronted (separately by a Channel 7 film crew and The Footy Show panel) about having allegedly urinated on the front window of the CandyBar night spot, Fevola disputed urinating on the window. A professional such as Fevola may have been insulted by the implied claims of inaccuracy as he may have decided to go on the window sill or the window frame. This perhaps accurately reflects the frustration of someone who has carefully practiced and developed his accuracy, only to be let down by inaccurate goal umpiring. It's a bit like kicking a goal from the boundary and having the goal umpire call a behind. "Window, my arse! That was nothing but sill!"

This came on the back of the 2006 incident in Ireland where Fevola, presumably frustrated by the height of the window sills in an Irish pub, physically remonstrated with a barman.

In September 2008, Fevola inadvertently revealed to the public the level of dedication he has privately gone to to further improve his accuracy: he has added a prosthetic extension to his nether regions to further enhance range and accuracy, revealing on the Footy Show that "....within 60 (metres) I can have a shot, I think."

Shopfronts of Brisbane, you have been warned.

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